Richard's Ridiculous Rhymes

They asked me here to write a 150-word synopsis (That’s a big word—I hope you know what it means. If not, you might walk over to the dictionary section of this bookstore and look it up. Oh, never mind, I’ll tell you. It means a short summary of the contents. There, are you happy now?) of my book. Okay, how many words is that? Sixty-six? Good, and that’s not including the last part here, which puts us at eighty! Moving right along, aren’t we? Anyway, it’s a rather short book, only 53 poems, all of the ridiculous variety, and all designed to make children of all ages chuckle a little now and then. If you can’t figure that out by just thumbing through it, then maybe the children’s section is a little too challenging for you. For that matter, you can probably read the whole thing just standing there, and then you wouldn’t have to buy the book at all, would you? Oops! 163 words! (Well, 163 words until just before that first Oops!”) I guess I’d better stop here. But first this important note: Curmudgeons should NOT read this book. It may upset their sense of propriety. (Curmudgeons? Propriety? Okay, everyone! Back to the dictionary section!)Stewart, Richard L. is the author of 'Richard's Ridiculous Rhymes ', published 2006 under ISBN 9781424157402 and ISBN 1424157404.