Phillips Treasury Of Humorous Quotations

With over 1,700 quotations on more than 800 topics, Bob Phillips'? $lt;i>Treasury of Humorous Quotations$lt;/i>puts the perfect quote for every occasion right at your fingertips. $lt;p>After-Dinner Speeches: An after-dinner speech should be like a lady'?s dress: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to be interesting (p. 11).$lt;p>Conferences: A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done (Fred Allen, p. 53).$lt;p>Writing: Writing is easy. All you do is stare at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead (Gene Fowler, p. 228).$lt;p>Impromptu Speeches: It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech (Mark Twain, p. 119).$lt;p>Conversations: The art of conversation is not knowing what you ought to say but what one ought not to say (p. 56).$lt;p>Speeches: Speeches are like babies--easy to conceive but hard to deliver (Pat O'?Malley, p. 200).Phillips, Bob is the author of 'Phillips Treasury Of Humorous Quotations', published 2004 under ISBN 9781414300542 and ISBN 1414300549.