Musicians Joke Book

A side-splitting selection of one-liners, comic de?nitions, yarns and witty quotes from the world of music. Most professions have their own jokes, but musicians seem to have more than their fair share. Perhaps it?'s the insane travel schedule, the bad lodgings or just lack of sleep. But as Jim Green says in his introduction, ?'...it?'s not surprising we?re a band apart (so to speak), outcasts who seek only our own company, rubbing two jokes together for warmth and trying to feel superior by sneering at one another?'s abilities and personalities.'? So maybe the reason musicians love poking fun at one another is nothing more than getting in first before everyone else does. Or perhaps choosing laughter is the only alternative to despair... Anyway, here is a truly great selection of jokes, quotes and stories from the world?'s second oldest profession. Enjoy!Green, Jim is the author of 'Musicians Joke Book', published 2007 under ISBN 9780825635069 and ISBN 0825635063.