Great Moments in Olympic History 5 Million B C to 3002 A D

World's only cartoon book on the Olympiad. "The funniest book I ever read."--Frank LeMaster, Philadelphia Eagles. A refreshing look at sports & the drive to be number one from a sports psychologist who is also an avid competitive athlete. Something for everyone even if you hate sports. 40 different sports. Over 300 cartoons. Three books in one, each with an hilarious introduction. NEANDERTHAL OLYMPICS depicts our cave dwelling ancestors in primitive versions of various Olympic events. MODERN GAMES. Funny, frustrating situations today's athlete encounters getting endorsements, failing drug tests, overtraining, coping with defeat,... FUTURE GAMES. God competes against Man's genetically perfect athlete. Proves that while winning is desirable, the real fun is in how God plays the games. Sports fans & anti-sportsters will roar as God nonchalantly captures the gold, demonstrating that winning is a matter of how you interpret the rules. For example, in swimming, God walks across the top of the water. Referee admonishes him to keep his body below the waterline. God parts the waters & walks across the bottom of the pool. Heart warming, charming, funny, insightful. Direct Orders to publisher preferred.Hajcak, Frank is the author of 'Great Moments in Olympic History 5 Million B C to 3002 A D' with ISBN 9780963361608 and ISBN 0963361600.