Fool's Gold A Story of Ancient Spanish Treasure, Two Pounds of Pot, and the Young Lawyer Almost Left Holding the Bag

"As much as anybody I ever met, Abby Birdsong was truly a Bride of the Weed. The afternoon she finally made it to my office, and every time I met with her from then on, she stank of marijuana as if she stored her clothes and her hair in a smokehouse of dope. And she didn't just smell of dope, she carried a large straw bag that dribbled seeds as she walked. I had no way of checking, but I'm almost certain she kept a couple of pounds in there. The more I talked to her over the months, the harder it was to pin down exactly what else she did with her life other than toke up. And then, she toked up right in my office. I've smelled some bad dope in my time, but whatever it was Abby was dribbling out of her straw bag gave new meaning to the word ----. That was, hands down, the worst dope I ever smelled."Merritt, Bill is the author of 'Fool's Gold A Story of Ancient Spanish Treasure, Two Pounds of Pot, and the Young Lawyer Almost Left Holding the Bag', published 2006 under ISBN 9781596910997 and ISBN 1596910992.