Crisp Toasts Wonderful Words That Add Wit and Class to Every Time You Raise Your Glass

Wonderful words that add wit and class to every time you raise your glass.Sample toasts:Friends & Friendship: To our best friends, who know the worst about us but refuse to believe it.Generosity: Life 'em high and drain 'em dry to the guy who says, "My turn to buy!"Golf: To golf, the most frustrating and masochistic sport in the world, which may be why golf spelled backward in flog.Happiness: May we be happy and our enemies know it.Gambling: Life consists not in holding good cards, but playing those you hold well.Politics & Politicians: To Washington, our country's capital, where the roads, and everything else, go around in circles.Frothingham, Andrew is the author of 'Crisp Toasts Wonderful Words That Add Wit and Class to Every Time You Raise Your Glass', published 1992 under ISBN 9780312081713 and ISBN 0312081715.