Christmas Unwrapped Lighthearted Humor to Get You Through the Holidays

&&LPRhyme master Scott Emmons approaches Christmas with a joke and a grin by offering 47 original poems like "Battle in the Burbs," "Decorating for Dummies," "Ad Nauseam," and "Wish List":&&L/P &&LSTRONGDear Santa,&&L/B&&LBRToys get broken.&&LBRCandy's cheap.&&LBRPets take effort.&&LBRFruit won't keep.&&LBRCandles smell.&&LBRClothes might clash.&&LBRGames are boring.&&LBRPlease send cash.&&LBRLove, Mindy &&LSTRONGGrandma's Gift&&L/B&&LBRWhich present came from Grandma?&&LBRIt isn't hard to see.&&LBRThe gift wrap is the same she's used since 1943. Book attributes include a stocking-friendly trim size and ribbon marker, along with four-color art and photography throughout.&&L/B&&L/BEmmons, Scott is the author of 'Christmas Unwrapped Lighthearted Humor to Get You Through the Holidays', published 2007 under ISBN 9780740768569 and ISBN 0740768565.