Beaner O'brian's Absolutely Ginormous Guidebook To Guys

My Summer Vacation at a Glance by Hannah O'Brian What I Wanted to Do: * Twice-weekly afternoon mochaccinos with friends * Improve relationship with stepmother * Get to Coney Island * Find a guy-any guy!-who would treat me like an actual girl instead of just a buddy * Finish the abominable school project that's been hanging over my head all summer What I Actually Did: * Twice-weekly visits to the emergency room every time my older sister's wedding jitters ruptured my eardrums * Totally lost ability to listen to her utter, 'What's the dilly-o, my homey?' * Witnessed the freak show that is my future in-laws * Snagged the interest of only the cutest member of the most popular boy band in the history of the western world, thank you very much! * Ended up writing the most gigantic, enormous how-to guide ever ... Beaner O'Brian's Absolutely Ginormous Guidebook to Guys.Nash, Naomi is the author of 'Beaner O'brian's Absolutely Ginormous Guidebook To Guys', published 2004 under ISBN 9780843954036 and ISBN 0843954035.